What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
16.06.2025 01:34
True - how I loved my mum!
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
If you could go back and rewrite the Legend of Korra, what would you change, and why?
What! how could you do that?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Why do people think Justin Bieber is worse than Joseph Stalin?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Do you know what she said mum?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
Why do many Hong Kong Chinese look different from the Han Chinese in mainland China?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
What do you mean son?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Any straight men had a gay experience in the past? What was it and how did you feel?
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!